Etikettarkiv: Romantik

Min låtsasfru

Min låtsasfru (2011)

Devlin Adams:
So, where’s Danny?
Katherine:
[pause]
Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin Adams:
Come again?
Katherine:
I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin Adams:
Why?
Katherine:
Because I couldn’t stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin Adams:
Really?
Katherine:
So, yeah. I’m a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I’m at it telling the truth, I name my kids’ poop after you. And I work for Danny. I’m his assistant. That’s it.
Devlin Adams:
Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine:
He’s great, he’s the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn’t matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin Adams:
[pause]
Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine:
What? What happened?
Devlin Adams:
Well for starters, he’s gay. I mean look at him
Ian Maxtone Jones:
[with a group of sailors]
That’s a strong muscle, right there. I’m squeezin’.
Katherine:
Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin Adams:
I’ve seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine:
Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin Adams:
He didn’t invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine:
[laughs]
Oh God! So what?
Devlin Adams:
Well, this is different?
Katherine:
Yeah, I mean, why didn’t we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin Adams:
I don’t know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]

Danny:
Aww, that’s nice. It’s nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn’t it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin Adams:
I’m gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.

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Livet från den ljusa sidan

Livet från den ljusa sidan (1997)

Melvin Udall:
Now, I got a real great compliment for you, and it’s true.
Carol Connelly:
I’m so afraid you’re about to say something awful.
Melvin Udall:
Don’t be pessimistic, it’s not your style. Okay. Here I go. Clearly a mistake.
[shifts in his seat uncomfortably]

Melvin Udall:
I’ve got this, what, ailment? My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, he says that in fifty or sixty percent of the cases, a pill really helps. I hate pills. Very dangerous thing, pills. Hate. I’m using the word ”hate” here, about pills. Hate. My compliment is, that night when you came over and told me that you would never… all right, well, you were there, you know what you said. Well, my compliment to you is, the next morning, I started taking the pills.
Carol Connelly:
I don’t quite get how that’s a compliment for me.
Melvin Udall:
You make me want to be a better man.
[pause]

Carol Connelly:
[stunned]
That’s maybe the best compliment of my life.
Melvin Udall:
Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

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