Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
Mr Beans semester
Waitress on Train: Un café?
Mr. Bean: Ah! Oui.
Waitress on Train: Du sucre?
Mr. Bean: Non.
Waitress on Train: You speak very good French.
Mr. Bean: Gracias!
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
Darla Dudley: Taste the rainbow, motherf… .!
Snuten i Hollywood III
Axel: You got a fifty dollar bill?
Jon Flint: I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.
Snuten i Hollywood 2
[Axel sees Rosewood with a huge pistol]
Axel Foley: Yo, man! What's that for?
Billy Rosewood: After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
Axel Foley: Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?
Christmas in Notting Hill
Henry: You light up my world, you're my best friend, and I love you. Will you marry me?
Snuten i Hollywood
Axel Foley: Did you see that shit? I can describe all of em.
Beverly Hills Cop #1: Please move to the side of the car, and put your hands on the hood!
Axel Foley: Why, what's with you guys?
Beverly Hills Cop #2: You heard what he said, sir. Do it right now, please!
Axel Foley: What kind of shit is this, man? Hold up, wait a second! You guys are arresting me for getting thrown out of a fucking window? I got thrown out of a window, man!
Beverly Hills Cop #1: Gun, partner!
Beverly Hills Cop #1: Sir, you are under arrest; you are to remain silent, anything you say CAN and will be against you in a court of law! You have a right to have an attorney present during questioning…
Axel Foley: Yeah, I understand, I understand the rights! I know this is bullshit, man… I got thrown out of a fucking window!
Beverly Hills Cop #2: Please get in the car, sir!
Axel Foley: Tell me, sir, what's the charge?
Beverly Hills Cop #2: Posession of concealed weapons, and disturbing the peace!
Axel Foley: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? This is bullshit!
Men in Black: International
M.I.B UK Branch Head: Always remember: the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be, at the moment you're supposed to be there.
Goosebumps
[from trailer]
R.L. Stine: [introducing himself to a classroom] Hello. My name is Mr. R.L. Stine. Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.
Jönssonligan och Dynamit-Harry
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The hole!
Rocky: Huh?
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The hole!
Rocky: The hole?
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The *clay*!
Rocky: Oh!
[gives Sickan a tiny clay horse]
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: What's this?
Rocky: I made a little horse!
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: [mashes the clay horse into a pulp]
Rocky: [shocked] My horse!