Suzy Mayor: You okay with this?
Duncan Mayor: I'm not okay with any of it; but I want you to know I'll be with you all the way.
Suzy Mayor: You okay with this?
Duncan Mayor: I'm not okay with any of it; but I want you to know I'll be with you all the way.
Sam: Groundhog Day is not a documentary.
Sara: What should we toast to?
Hitch: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
Edward Cullen: It's my job to protect you. From everyone, except my sister.
Aunt Myrt: I didn't even know they were dating.
Angie Reynolds: Oh. It's an, it's a new thing. I don't think its serious Aunt Myrt.
Aunt Myrt: Hm. Funny. I always thought you and Ben would wind up together.
Angie Reynolds: You too. Maybe I need to get us t-shirts that say just friends.
Aunt Myrt: [chuckles] The very best relationships start out that way. My late husband was my best friend before we were married.
Robbie: [singing] I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad / Carry you around when your arthritis is bad / All I wanna do is grow old with you. / I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches / build you a fire if the furnace breaks / Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you. / I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold. / Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control. / So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink / Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink. / Oh I could be the man to grow old with you. / I wanna grow old with you.
Bill Mitchell: What does Santa post on his Instagram?
Noah Cruz: I don't know. What?
Bill Mitchell: Elfies.
Mike Mitchell: [sarcastically] You think you're so wise.
Brandon Mitchell: About time you recognized it. I am *brimming* with wisdom. I am up to my *eyeballs* in wisdom. Do you want to hear some more?
Mike Mitchell: No, I think I'm good, thank you.
Brandon Mitchell: Sometimes you look…
Mike Mitchell: All good!
Brandon Mitchell: Just saying.
Moe Fitch: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick.
Alfonz: I don't think of myself that way. I am the lead character in my own story.
Jeremy Geer: Noelle, hi. It's Jeremy. Uh, the guy from the diner. The guy you gave your number to.
Noelle: Oh, you're going to have to be more specific. I gave my number to a lot of guys today.
Jeremy Geer: Well, let me see. Um, I'm about six feet tall, brown hair…
Noelle: Soulful eyes?
Jeremy Geer: So you do remember me?
Noelle: Yeah, I do.
[after a pause]
Noelle: Are you there?
Jeremy Geer: Yeah. Sorry. I must be nervous. Uh, I don't do this very often.
Noelle: Talk on the phone?
Jeremy Geer: Well, talk to women out of my league. Unless you count the woman I talk to when I order takeout.