Brian May: It's America. They're puritans in public, perverts in private.
Mutulu: You must stand for something, you must live for something! And you must be willing to die for something!
Willowdean: As far as I'm concerned, a swimsuit body is a body with a swimsuit on it.
[Talking about the rivalry between the Barden Bellas and Das Sound Machine]
This could be the most significant conflict between America and Germany in history!
…Crack a book, John.
What’s your name?
You call yourself Fat Amy?
Yeah, so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back.
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Real love’s hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it.
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, I’m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.
Guys, we’ve never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what’s the plan?
Aw, you guys just sing other people’s songs, right? Like karaoke? That’s so cute!
I’m Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
If I joined your group I could be obesity.