Paulette: Ooh… the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.
Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?
Enrique Salvatore: Yes.
Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us.
Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?
Enrique Salvatore: Three months.
Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is…
Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.
Enrique Salvatore: Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.
Chuck: YOU BITCH!
Bob: It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.
Charlotte: It's scary.
Bob: The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.
Charlotte: Nobody ever tells you that.
Bob: Your life, as you know it… is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk… and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.
Charlotte: That's nice.
Henry: It's gonna be alright, Luce.
Lucy: [to Henry] Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.
Marlin: Sweetie, you're sorta dating him.
[Lucy looks at Henry]
Henry: Sorry I'm not better looking.
Marianne Beausejour: Je t'aime, Mon Québécois.
Pat: The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.
Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
Toula: You, all our lives.
J.P. Milligan: Okay, for the record, Carol called me about this yesterday. I didn't even know you were going to be involved.
Amanda Lin: Sounds like Aunt Carol. I didn't even know she was going to sell until I got here.
J.P. Milligan: Well, look, we don't need any more stress in our lives. So, if you don't want me here, say the word, I will bow out.
Amanda Lin: That'd be great.
J.P. Milligan: You're hilarious.
Amanda Lin: Bye bye. But…
J.P. Milligan: There's a but.
Amanda Lin: Aunt Carol thinks you're the best fit for this and the other options were terrible.
J.P. Milligan: Ah, well. JP Milligan, not terrible. Got a ring to it.
Amanda Lin: Okay, if we're gonna do this, I have two conditions.
J.P. Milligan: Fine.
Amanda Lin: I get to look over all the listing materials and we can only sell to a family that will run the farm as is. No developers.
J.P. Milligan: Well, that answers that question. Time has not made you any less bossy.
Amanda Lin: Cute.
J.P. Milligan: I love the idea of you being involved. I mean, I want this place to go to a nice family just as much as you do. You know my connection to this farm. It means a lot to me or else I wouldn't be here.
Amanda Lin: Great.
J.P. Milligan: But, in order to create that buzz, we're gonna have to cast a wide net. It's gonna be a part of our plan to get the buyer that we really want. So to create interest, it'll be easier and quicker to sell. Okay?
Amanda Lin: Fine.
J.P. Milligan: Hold up. Two conditions of my own.
Amanda Lin: Okay.
J.P. Milligan: Number one, you are going to have to trust me. Believe it or not, I know what I'm doing. And number two, we're going to stick to the plan this time.
Amanda Lin: Well, that answers that question. Time hasn't made you any less smug, huh?
[JP shakes his head]
Amanda Lin: Deal.
J.P. Milligan: Looking forward to it.
Amanda Lin: [under her breath] This better not be a mistake.
J.P. Milligan: [under his breath as he walks away] I hope this wasn't a mistake.
Megan: I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.
James: Cheer up. Remember what the Monty Python boys say.
Helen: "Always look on the bright side of life"?
James: No, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."