I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up.
So… do you wanna eat food?
You have taught me very important lesson, Xiao Dre. Life will knock us down, but we can choose whether or not to stand back up.
You soaked his underwear in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.
Science is not good or bad, Victor. But it can be used both ways. That is why you must always be careful.
Young Josh, Billy:
The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don’t let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend – a triscuit. She said, a triscuit – a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly’s out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma’s credit. I’m cool. I’m hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.
What’s going on?
Here’s what’s going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It’s me, or them. Take your pick.
[Hallie and Annie stare at each other excitedly]
[staring into Meredith’s face]
Get the picture?
Mom, someday, I’m going to go to the moon.
I’m afraid you’re too late, son. NASA isn’t sending the monkeys anymore.
[puts on glasses]
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?
[Ralph smacks the King with the glasses]
You hit a guy, with glasses. That’s… that’s… well-played.