Shrike:
I can remake you, just as I was remade.
Hester Shaw:
You’re going to kill me?
Shrike:
For a little while.

Shrike:
I can remake you, just as I was remade.
Hester Shaw:
You’re going to kill me?
Shrike:
For a little while.
Dimitri:
Smell my neck.
Ray Warding:
Uh, I am truly the least qualified person to smell you.
Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.
Grant:
You’re the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
John McClane:
Story of my life.
Ox:
Knock, knock!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Who’s there?
Ox:
Buu!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Buu, who?
Ox:
Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!
[Hightower lets go of Ox]
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]
Annie Porter:
Jack, he was never the romantic type. For our anniversary he gives me pepper spray. PEPPER SPRAY. I think it’s perfume. I end up in the emergency room.
Aubrey:
What’s your name?
Fat Amy:
Fat Amy.
Aubrey:
You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy:
Yeah, so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back.
Roland Deschain:
I do not aim with my hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand. He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun. He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.
Roy Miller:
Nobody follow us or I kill myself and then her!
Roman:
This is crazy. We are not in Brazil. So we got cars flyin’ in the air, on some 007 type shit? This is not what we do!
Tej Parker:
Man you really gotta check that emotion. Your voice just went from Shaggy to Scooby Doo. This is not what we doooo roo roo!