Megan: I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.
Etikettarkiv: Romantik
Sliding Doors
[Mike, Marcus, and Julie start arguing, nobody paying attention to his gun; Julie just walks out]
Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!
Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.
A Cinderella Story
Sam's Dad: Never let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
En riddares historia
Ivan Danko: I have car under control.
Art Ridzik: Yeah, I'm sure they taught you all about cars and the price of insurance at your famous Russian school in Kiev!
Ivan Danko: In socialist countries, insurance not necessary. State pays for everything.
Art Ridzik: Yeah? Well, tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a fucking paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine?
Ivan Danko: Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head.
Art Ridzik: Ah, it'd never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it.
Ivan Danko: Shoot them first.
Queen Bees
Janet Poindexter: Okay, ladies, let's go. Let's go! Remember, sweat is just fat crying for attention.
Godfrey ordnar allt
Godfrey: The only difference between a derelict and a man is a job.
A Royal Runaway Romance
Paula Beck: You went and fell in love with a princess, didn't you?
Grady Beck: Wait, how did…
Paula Beck: A mother always knows. Plus, I looked her up, so there's that.
Annette
[first lines]
The Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, we now ask for your complete attention. If you want to sing, laugh, clap, cry, yawn, boo or fart, please, do it in your head, only in your head. You are now kindly requested to keep silent and to hold your breath until the very end of the show. Breathing will not be tolerated during the show. So, please take a deep, last breath right now. Thank you.
Paris Can Wait
Anne Lockwood: Let's make a little detour and see the beautiful cathedral there.
Jacques Clement: Who are you and what have you done with my American friend, always in a hurry to get to Paris?
Trubbel i Paradiset
Salvadore: Please, allow me to put on something more proper.