Dick: [Rosie sees the doctor for the stuck condom in her vagina] Hi, I'm Dick.
Rosie Dunne: Of course, you are.
Ensam hemma
Check-Out Woman: Are you here all by yourself?
Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.
Check-Out Woman: Where's your mom?
Kevin McCallister: My mom's in the car.
Check-Out Woman: Where's your father?
Kevin McCallister: He's at work.
Check-Out Woman: What about your brothers and your sisters?
Kevin McCallister: I'm an only child.
Check-Out Woman: Where do you live?
Kevin McCallister: Uh, I can't tell you that.
Check-Out Woman: Why not?
Kevin McCallister: Because you're a stranger.
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Jessica's Dad: [walks in his bathroom covered in chocolate] Oh, my God. He shit everywhere.
[screaming]
Jessica's Dad: THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMNIT! THEY SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT! HE SHIT EVERYWHERE! LOOK WHAT HE DID HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL!
Total Recall
Lori: Doug, honey… you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!
[Lori goes for her gun, Quaid shoots her in the head, killing her]
Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce!
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Becky: Tell me what you want, as fast as it comes to you.
Gilbert: Uhh…
Becky: Okay?
Gilbert: 'Kay.
Becky: Okay. What do you want?
[He's thinking about it]
Becky: Faster!
Gilbert: Okay. I want a new thing. House. I want a new house. And a family.
[He sighs heavily]
Gilbert: I want Momma to take aerobics classes. I want Ellen to grow up. I want a new brain for Arnie. I want…
Becky: What do you want for you? Just for you?
Gilbert: I want to be a good person.
Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood
Jay Sebring: Is everybody okay?
Rick Dalton: Well… the fuckin' hippies aren't. That's for goddamn sure.
Karate Kid – Mästarens nya elev
[last lines]
Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi: Julie-san, fighting not good. But if must fight… win.
White Boy Rick
Richard Wershe Sr.: Straight talk? Your mother and I. We didn't plan on Dawn.
Richard Wershe Sr.: We didn't plan on you either, but in the end things worked out.
Rick Wershe Jr.: Dawn is a junkie, I'm shitting into a bag. Well that turned out well.
Richard Wershe Sr.: What can I say, you know? I'm a glass-half-full kind of guy.
The Christmas House 2: Deck Those Halls
Mike Mitchell: [sarcastically] You think you're so wise.
Brandon Mitchell: About time you recognized it. I am *brimming* with wisdom. I am up to my *eyeballs* in wisdom. Do you want to hear some more?
Mike Mitchell: No, I think I'm good, thank you.
Brandon Mitchell: Sometimes you look…
Mike Mitchell: All good!
Brandon Mitchell: Just saying.
The Christmas Promise
Susan Young: Attention everyone. It is time to give out the prize for the best sweater. Our second-place winner this year is Alan.
[Everyone cheers]
Susan Young: You are the lucky winner of this lovely holiday scented candle.
Alan Mahone: Hey. Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute. I gave you this for Christmas last year.
Susan Young: Ooh. I was hoping my re-gifting would go unnoticed this year.
Alan Mahone: Yea. Well, I noticed.
Susan Young: Well… And now our grand prize is this cheese board that is from The Village of Trinkets and Treasures goes to… Hmmm. Me.
[Everyone laughs]
Susan Young: I mean, come on.
Alan Mahone: It's not fun if you win every year Susan.
Susan Young: Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.
Alan Mahone: Oh. What do you know? It's already personalized.
[Everyone chuckles]
Susan Young: Ooh. How did that get there?