Godfrey: The only difference between a derelict and a man is a job.
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Kalle och chokladfabriken
Willy Wonka: Do you like my meadow? Try some of my grass! Please have a blade, please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking!
Charlie Bucket: You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
A Royal Runaway Romance
Paula Beck: You went and fell in love with a princess, didn't you?
Grady Beck: Wait, how did…
Paula Beck: A mother always knows. Plus, I looked her up, so there's that.
Paris Can Wait
Anne Lockwood: Let's make a little detour and see the beautiful cathedral there.
Jacques Clement: Who are you and what have you done with my American friend, always in a hurry to get to Paris?
Irrational Man
Abe: Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
Trubbel i Paradiset
Salvadore: Please, allow me to put on something more proper.
Long Shot
Fred Flarsky: [wearing traditional Swedish dress as a joke played at his expense] Okay, but you dressed me like Cap'n Crunch's Grindr date, so I'm going to drink and enjoy the part.
Hairspray
Minister: Why is God, who is a loving God, capable of such things? When someone is taken from us at such a young age, we often ask ourselves why.
Margaret Barnell: Bullshit.
Good Boys
Hannah: This is what happens when you don't respect women.
Lucas: I respect women. My mom's my best friend!
Thor: What about me?
The Goonies – dödskallegänget
[Mouth is "translating" Mrs. Walsh's instructions for Rosalita]
Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the second. Just… just throw them all into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth: [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.