Torsten: Are you going to call the police? But I am the police.

Torsten: Are you going to call the police? But I am the police.
"Hoot": When I go home people'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.
Ivan Danko: I have car under control.
Art Ridzik: Yeah, I'm sure they taught you all about cars and the price of insurance at your famous Russian school in Kiev!
Ivan Danko: In socialist countries, insurance not necessary. State pays for everything.
Art Ridzik: Yeah? Well, tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a fucking paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine?
Ivan Danko: Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head.
Art Ridzik: Ah, it'd never work here. Fucking politicians wouldn't go for it.
Ivan Danko: Shoot them first.
Tommy: The trash man wasn't always a trash man.
Mad Dog: Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.
Venom: Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.
[repeated line]
Guan Yin: I am Guan Yin, and Guan Yin has done this.
[from trailer]
Bill Marks: I hate flying. The lines. The crowds. The delays…
Jen Summers: I always kinda liked it. Six hours. One seat. Nobody can get to you.
Michael MacCauley: Hey, Goldman Sachs. On behalf of the American middle class, fuck you.
[realising he's been talking to himself]
Wilfred Wigans: I need real friends! Or a therapist.