Paula Beck: You went and fell in love with a princess, didn't you?
Grady Beck: Wait, how did…
Paula Beck: A mother always knows. Plus, I looked her up, so there's that.

Paula Beck: You went and fell in love with a princess, didn't you?
Grady Beck: Wait, how did…
Paula Beck: A mother always knows. Plus, I looked her up, so there's that.
[first lines]
The Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, we now ask for your complete attention. If you want to sing, laugh, clap, cry, yawn, boo or fart, please, do it in your head, only in your head. You are now kindly requested to keep silent and to hold your breath until the very end of the show. Breathing will not be tolerated during the show. So, please take a deep, last breath right now. Thank you.
Mutulu: You must stand for something, you must live for something! And you must be willing to die for something!
Joanna: Okay, so what would you say? What kind of person am I?
Audrey: My kind of person.
Anne Lockwood: Let's make a little detour and see the beautiful cathedral there.
Jacques Clement: Who are you and what have you done with my American friend, always in a hurry to get to Paris?
Rose: [On the feline he brought in] What do you call it?
Carl Mørck: [Beat] Cat
El Chivo: At the time, I thought there were more important things than being with you and your mom. I wanted to set the world right, and then share it with you. I failed, as you can see.
Dan Evans: [while being choked] I ain't never been no hero, Wade. The only battle I seen, we was in retreat. My foot got shot off by one of my own men. You try telling that story to your boy. See how he looks at you then.
Abe: Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
Mad Dog: Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.