When I started this, I thought I’d, um, I thought I’d hate it. But now, if like the EP blew up tomorrow, I’d probably still do this on the side. Do you see how many girls I meet every day?
Yes, I saw.
For free, I don’t gotta pay, all I gotta do is sing. And you think about that and these girls have to deal with men in their lives who every day, they don’t listen to them. They don’t ask them what they want. All we got to do is ask them what they want and when they tell you, it’s a beautiful thing, man. We’re like healers or something.
I was just running naked down the street missing my own wedding cos some idiot left me duct-taped to a tree with a donkey.
Wow. I knew you were mad for opera but I didn’t know you were completely psycho for it.
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
Are we ever going to be better than this?
Hey, you guys are fighting; it’s like the ’80s all over again!
Paul! You’re early!
Actually, I told Stacee the gig was last night, so technically we’re a day late… don’t tell him.