Mandi Weatherly: Jo Mitchell, you have no idea how scary I can be.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
Crocodile Dundee 2
Fuji: [speaking about 'Crocodile' Dundee] Do you know who that was?
Cato: No.
Fuji: Clint Eastwood.
The Holiday
Miles: Iris, if you were a melody… I used only the good notes.
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Ace: That's quite a wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could get you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
Skinny Husband: Who is this ghastly man?
Ace: Ace Ventura, pet detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey.
[whispering]
Ace: Thanks for the free parking.
Pompous woman: Another ACTIVIST, McGuire.
Skinny Husband: Activist, yes.
[snobby laugh]
Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
Pompous woman: Mr. Ventura, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Ace: Alrighty then!
[smacks man in the face which knocks him unconscious, drapes him over his shoulders and begins to sing and dance exotically]
Ace: [shakes man] Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
[hands back man to pompous woman]
Ace: It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn!
Mean Girls
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer.
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Cal: I have loved her even when I hated her… only married couples'll understand that one…
Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Mike Lane: I don't fuck with vegetables.
Office Christmas Party
Clay Vanstone: I gotta tell you, I was always like, "Tracey, this doesn't make any sense," and she was like, "Words, words, words and some numbers." But she did it.
Grown Ups 2
Kurt McKenzie: I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! Damn you, Obama!