Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer.
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Cal: I have loved her even when I hated her… only married couples'll understand that one…
Magic Mike’s Last Dance
Mike Lane: I don't fuck with vegetables.
Office Christmas Party
Clay Vanstone: I gotta tell you, I was always like, "Tracey, this doesn't make any sense," and she was like, "Words, words, words and some numbers." But she did it.
Grown Ups 2
Kurt McKenzie: I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! Damn you, Obama!
Due Date
Ethan Tremblay: [from trailer]
[talking to a can full of his dad's ashes]
Ethan Tremblay: Dad… You were like a father to me.
Grown Ups
Gloria: I have a confession to make too. I'm really a man.
[Everyone – OH, Yeah, I told you, etc]
Gloria: Just kidding! I'm really hurt that so many of you believed this.
Repmånad – eller hur man gör pojkar av män
Oskar Löfgren: Mr. Jonsson doesn't have a driving licence!
Shazam!
[Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store]
Shazam: Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men?
[Shazam takes gun of out robber's hand]
Freddy Freeman: Billy, look out!
[the other robber shoots him, the bullet ricochets off him]
Freddy Freeman: Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity!
Shazam: [shocked] I'm bulletproof.
[they both laugh before Shazam's expression suddenly turns serious]
Freddy Freeman: [filming on his phone] Today is December 8th, and this video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again.
Shazam: [hands back the robber's gun] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! Come on. Go to town.
Freddy Freeman: Wait, wait, wait. We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face.
Shazam: Shoot me in the face. In the face?
[both robbers shoot Shazam in his face and the bullets ricochet off him]
Shazam: It kinda tickles.
[turning back to the robbers]
Shazam: You're dead.
[both robbers fly out the window in front of a couple]
Shazam: [walking out of store with junk food] Sorry about your window.
Freddy Freeman: Have a good night!
Shazam: But you're welcome for not getting robbed!