Buddy: [whispering to the department store Santa] You sit on a throne of lies!
Buddy: [whispering to the department store Santa] You sit on a throne of lies!
Janne: Die, Santa bastard, die!
Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
Ophelia: I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Basil.
Johnny English: Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't.
Darla Dudley: Taste the rainbow, motherf… .!
Mandi Weatherly: Jo Mitchell, you have no idea how scary I can be.
Fuji: [speaking about 'Crocodile' Dundee] Do you know who that was?
Cato: No.
Fuji: Clint Eastwood.
Miles: Iris, if you were a melody… I used only the good notes.
Ace: That's quite a wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could get you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
Skinny Husband: Who is this ghastly man?
Ace: Ace Ventura, pet detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey.
[whispering]
Ace: Thanks for the free parking.
Pompous woman: Another ACTIVIST, McGuire.
Skinny Husband: Activist, yes.
[snobby laugh]
Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
Pompous woman: Mr. Ventura, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Ace: Alrighty then!
[smacks man in the face which knocks him unconscious, drapes him over his shoulders and begins to sing and dance exotically]
Ace: [shakes man] Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
[hands back man to pompous woman]
Ace: It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn!