Donna:
Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it’s my mother.
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Baksmällan del 3 (2013)
Stu Price: [to the lyrics of "Allentown"] Well, we're living here in Alan Town / And he's driven our lives into the ground / When we woke up we were wasted and drunk / Phil got shot… / We got beaten by a monk… / I was happy and my life was good / Getting married like a dentist should / Roasting marshmallows on a stick / I got fucked in the ass… / By a girl with a dick…
Alan: Ha ha ha, I remember that.
Stu Price: And we're living here in Alan Town / But they're taking Teddy's finger now… / And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my shit /… and shoot Alan in the face /… and shoot myself.
Alan: You totally butchered that song.
Stu Price: You totally butchered my life.
Polisskolan (1984)
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris:
Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.
Carey Mahoney:
Well, maybe you’ll meet the right girl and all that will change.
Get Hard (2015)
Darnell Lewis:
When life throws you Dick you make Dick-ade!
James King:
Dick-ade doesn’t sound like a significant improvement over dick.
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Jordan Belfort:
Let me tell you something. There’s no nobility in poverty. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every fuckin’ time. Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin’ watch.
Johnny English Reborn (2011)
Johnny English: [wrestling elderly woman] She was in Hong Kong! She's the killer!
Pamela: She's my mother!
Johnny English: Couldn't she be both?
Forrest Gump (1994)
Forrest Gump: [running] I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours.
[he stops and turns around]
Young Man Running: Quiet, quiet! He's gonna say something!
Forrest Gump: [pause] I'm pretty tired… I think I'll go home now.
Möhippan (2012)
Gena: [to cab driver] Sir? Sir! I will suck your dick if you get us there in two minutes.
Clyde: Look, I think we might be meant for each other. And I'm not kidding.
Gena: Scratch that. This guy will suck your dick.
America’s Sweethearts (2001)
Laney Boggs: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
Den vilda jakten på stenen (1984)
Jack Colton:
What did you do, wake up this morning and say, ”Today, I’m going to ruin a man’s life”?