Etikettarkiv: Komedi

The gentlemen

The gentlemen (2020)

Ernie:
Did he just call me a black cunt?
Coach:
Yes, he did.
Ernie:
He can’t do that. That’s racist.
Coach:
But you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don’t think Primetime cares what race you run in.
Ernie:
The fact that I’m black has nothing to do with the fact I’m a cunt.
Coach:
He didn’t say black people were cunts, Ernie. He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. And I’d go a step further and say it was a term of affection.
Ernie:
Primetime’s a Gypsy. I wouldn’t call him a pikey cunt.
Coach:
Why not? He might be very understanding. Only if it comes from a place of love, of course.

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Baksmällan del 3

Baksmällan del 3 (2013)

Stu Price: [to the lyrics of "Allentown"] Well, we're living here in Alan Town / And he's driven our lives into the ground / When we woke up we were wasted and drunk / Phil got shot… / We got beaten by a monk… / I was happy and my life was good / Getting married like a dentist should / Roasting marshmallows on a stick / I got fucked in the ass… / By a girl with a dick…
Alan: Ha ha ha, I remember that.
Stu Price: And we're living here in Alan Town / But they're taking Teddy's finger now… / And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my shit /… and shoot Alan in the face /… and shoot myself.
Alan: You totally butchered that song.
Stu Price: You totally butchered my life.

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