Agent Sands:
Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN’T?
Cucuy:
I’m a Mexi-CAN
Agent Sands:
Good. Then do as I say.

Agent Sands:
Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN’T?
Cucuy:
I’m a Mexi-CAN
Agent Sands:
Good. Then do as I say.
Hamilton:
Whose funeral is this?
New Orleans Assassin:
Yours.
[stabs Hamilton]
Ardeth Bay: [to Alex] By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
[Alex gasps]
Rick: [to Ardeth] You, lighten up.
Rick: [to Alex] You, big trouble.
Rick: [to Jonathan] You, get in the car.
Mr. Han:
Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.
Jack Colton:
What did you do, wake up this morning and say, ”Today, I’m going to ruin a man’s life”?
Lucy:
Ignorance brings chaos, not knowledge.
Lizzie: I was funny before!
Slumber Inc. Attendant:
The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there… Your brother, Mr. Franks?
James Bond:
Yes, it was.
Slumber Inc. Attendant:
I got a brudder.
James Bond:
Small world.
Dr. Kyrie:
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little to cure diseases of which they know less for men of whom they know nothing at all.
James Bond:
[to the camera]
This never happened to the other fellow.