Gena: [to cab driver] Sir? Sir! I will suck your dick if you get us there in two minutes.
Clyde: Look, I think we might be meant for each other. And I'm not kidding.
Gena: Scratch that. This guy will suck your dick.
Gena: [to cab driver] Sir? Sir! I will suck your dick if you get us there in two minutes.
Clyde: Look, I think we might be meant for each other. And I'm not kidding.
Gena: Scratch that. This guy will suck your dick.
Ardeth Bay: [to Alex] By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
[Alex gasps]
Rick: [to Ardeth] You, lighten up.
Rick: [to Alex] You, big trouble.
Rick: [to Jonathan] You, get in the car.
Laney Boggs: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
Mr. Han:
Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.
Jack Colton:
What did you do, wake up this morning and say, ”Today, I’m going to ruin a man’s life”?
Lucy:
Ignorance brings chaos, not knowledge.
Salvador Mallo:
The nights that coincide several pains, those nights I believe in God and I pray to him. The days when I only suffer a type of pain I’m an atheist.
Neville:
[talking to Anna about Bob Marley]
He had this idea. It was kind of a virologist idea. He believed that you could cure racism and hate… literally cure it, by injecting music and love into people’s lives. When he was scheduled to perform at a peace rally, a gunman came to his house and shot him down. Two days later he walked out on that stage and sang. When they asked him why – He said, ”The people, who were trying to make this world worse… are not taking a day off. How can I? Light up the darkness.”
Lizzie: I was funny before!
Slumber Inc. Attendant:
The stiff, ehm, the deceased back there… Your brother, Mr. Franks?
James Bond:
Yes, it was.
Slumber Inc. Attendant:
I got a brudder.
James Bond:
Small world.