Tony Lip:
The world’s full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.
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Mumien (1999)
Beni:
[after a shipwreck]
O’Connell! Hey, O’Connell! It looks to me like I’ve got all the horses!
Rick:
Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the *river*!
Shazam! (2019)
[Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store]
Shazam: Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men?
[Shazam takes gun of out robber's hand]
Freddy Freeman: Billy, look out!
[the other robber shoots him, the bullet ricochets off him]
Freddy Freeman: Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity!
Shazam: [shocked] I'm bulletproof.
[they both laugh before Shazam's expression suddenly turns serious]
Freddy Freeman: [filming on his phone] Today is December 8th, and this video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again.
Shazam: [hands back the robber's gun] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! Come on. Go to town.
Freddy Freeman: Wait, wait, wait. We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face.
Shazam: Shoot me in the face. In the face?
[both robbers shoot Shazam in his face and the bullets ricochet off him]
Shazam: It kinda tickles.
[turning back to the robbers]
Shazam: You're dead.
[both robbers fly out the window in front of a couple]
Shazam: [walking out of store with junk food] Sorry about your window.
Freddy Freeman: Have a good night!
Shazam: But you're welcome for not getting robbed!
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Ethan Hunt:
[sitting in an outdoor café]
So, how does it feel to be a solid citizen again?
Luther Stickell:
Man, I don’t know. I’m gonna miss bein’ disreputable.
Ethan Hunt:
Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I’ll always think of you that way.
Parker (2013)
Leslie Rodgers:
How do you sleep at night?
Parker:
I don’t drink coffee after 7.
Jurassic Park (1993)
John Hammond:
All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Dr. Ian Malcolm:
Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.
Man lever bara två gånger (1967)
Blofeld:
…You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner. Let’s see who he is.
[the guards remove 007’s helmet]
Blofeld:
James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
James Bond:
Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld:
You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
James Bond:
[DELETED LINE]
Well, they say twice is the only way to live.
2 Guns (2013)
Bobby:
You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?
The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)
Morgan: Mother, did you get the two dick pics I sent you?
Åskbollen (1965)
Fiona:
[after Bond finds her in the bathtub in his hotel room]
Since you’re here, would you mind giving me something to put on?
[Bond casually hands Fiona her shoes]