Alan Parrish:
What, are you crying? You don’t cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
[Peter continues to cry and Alan realizes what he just said]
Alan Parrish:
Hey, hey, I’m sorry, okay? Twenty-six years buried in the deepest darkest jungle, and I still became my father.
Mr. Han:
Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.
Mr. Popper:
Hello! I have to send the penguins back.
Voice On Phone:
Send-da-penguin?
Mr. Popper:
Yes, send penguins.
Paul Blart: [looks straight into camera] Always bet on Blart.
Bailey:
I had a lot of lives, all different. Sometimes I was big, and sometimes, I was small.
Blackbeard:
Well, well, well. The princess, I presume.
Hook:
Oh, well, actually I’m just a miner. But I appreciate the compliment.