Ethan Hunt:
[about recruiting Nyah]
I don’t think I can get her to do it.
Mission Commander Swanbeck:
You mean it’ll be difficult?
Ethan Hunt:
Very.
Mission Commander Swanbeck:
Well, this is not mission difficult, Mr. Hunt, it’s mission impossible. ”Difficult” should be a walk in the park for you.
Jake Alexander: You make another fucking move or blink the wrong way, I will kill you, I will kill your fucking mother, I will kill your fucking dog.
Toll Road: Heard you killed more people than the plague!
Doc: How 'bout that.
Gunnar Jensen: Why do they call you 'Doctor Death'?
Doc: Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.
Toll Road: So why'd you get locked away?
Doc: Tax evasion.
Lord Richard Croft: All myths are foundations of reality.
Amanda:
This is how you make dinosaurs?
Dr. Grant:
No. This is how you play God.
Jesup:
Live free.
Mathayus:
Die well.
[last lines]
[Bond and Anya are discovered making love]
M:
007!
General Anatol Gogol:
XXX!
Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence:
Bond! What do you think you’re doing?
James Bond:
Keeping the British end up, sir.
Ray Breslin: [40:55] The one gift every prison gives you is time. Don't waste it. Visualize the layout every chance you have.
James Bond:
I mean sir, who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?
M:
Jealous husbands! Outraged chefs! Humiliated tailors! The list is endless!
Johnny English: [wrestling elderly woman] She was in Hong Kong! She's the killer!
Pamela: She's my mother!
Johnny English: Couldn't she be both?