Greg: Orson Fortune. That is a sexy name. It is. You must fancy him a bit.

Greg: Orson Fortune. That is a sexy name. It is. You must fancy him a bit.
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The hole!
Rocky: Huh?
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The hole!
Rocky: The hole?
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: The *clay*!
Rocky: Oh!
[gives Sickan a tiny clay horse]
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: What's this?
Rocky: I made a little horse!
Charles-Ingvar 'Sickan' Jönsson: [mashes the clay horse into a pulp]
Rocky: [shocked] My horse!
Richard Williams: The most strongest, the most powerful, the most dangerous creature on this whole earth is a woman who knows how to think. Ain't nothing she can't do.
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
[From trailer]
Bilbo Baggins: One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who survived… and those that did not.
Oleg Penkovsky: Greville, we are only two people. But this is how things change.
Dewey: The killer called her.
Mark: When?
Gale: What'd he say?
Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"
Sherlock Holmes: Uh, hmm… Right. Where are the wagons?
Madam Simza Heron: The wagon is too slow. Can't you ride?
Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride… How is it you put it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: They're dangerous at both ends and… crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?
Elena: [in a confessional, Alejandro posing as a priest] I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.
Alejandro Murrieta: You killed somebody?
Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment.
Alejandro Murrieta: [pause] Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments.
Elena: I dishonored my father.
Alejandro Murrieta: That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it.
Elena: What?
Alejandro Murrieta: I said tell me more, my child.
[from trailer]
Punk Leader: Who are you?
Paul Kersey: Your last customer.
[Paul shoots the punk leader]