Kate Ellis:
Hey. Lollapazuzu, I’m partying now. You ready for me?
Pazuzu:
I’ve been ready. My safe word is ”keep going”.
Kate Ellis:
Hey. Lollapazuzu, I’m partying now. You ready for me?
Pazuzu:
I’ve been ready. My safe word is ”keep going”.
Elton John:
Real love’s hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it.
Myrtle ’Tilly’ Dunnage:
Take your clothes off
Molly Dunnage:
A murderer… and a lesbian…
Christian:
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
James Bond:
Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.
Miss Moneypenny:
James, we *both* should be!
Tony Lip:
The world’s full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.
Captain Joe Glass: I know you speak English
[first lines]
Captain Andropov: Fuck You
Captain Andropov: [dryly] Well… that's a start
Beni:
[after a shipwreck]
O’Connell! Hey, O’Connell! It looks to me like I’ve got all the horses!
Rick:
Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the *river*!
[Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store]
Shazam: Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men?
[Shazam takes gun of out robber's hand]
Freddy Freeman: Billy, look out!
[the other robber shoots him, the bullet ricochets off him]
Freddy Freeman: Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity!
Shazam: [shocked] I'm bulletproof.
[they both laugh before Shazam's expression suddenly turns serious]
Freddy Freeman: [filming on his phone] Today is December 8th, and this video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again.
Shazam: [hands back the robber's gun] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! Come on. Go to town.
Freddy Freeman: Wait, wait, wait. We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face.
Shazam: Shoot me in the face. In the face?
[both robbers shoot Shazam in his face and the bullets ricochet off him]
Shazam: It kinda tickles.
[turning back to the robbers]
Shazam: You're dead.
[both robbers fly out the window in front of a couple]
Shazam: [walking out of store with junk food] Sorry about your window.
Freddy Freeman: Have a good night!
Shazam: But you're welcome for not getting robbed!
Ethan Hunt:
[sitting in an outdoor café]
So, how does it feel to be a solid citizen again?
Luther Stickell:
Man, I don’t know. I’m gonna miss bein’ disreputable.
Ethan Hunt:
Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I’ll always think of you that way.