Sergeant John MacLellan: Welcome to Watertown, motherfucker!

Sergeant John MacLellan: Welcome to Watertown, motherfucker!
Nels Coxman: I'm gonna kill him, Brock.
Brock: Hm. Sure you are. What makes you think you can kill a man?
Nels Coxman: I've killed three of his guys.
Brock: What did you do with the bodies?
Nels Coxman: Wrapped them in chicken wire, threw them on the gorge.
Brock: Chicken wire?
Nels Coxman: Yeah, to let the fish get at them. They'll eat the flesh off the bones. So the bodies don't fill with gas and rise. They stay at the bottom.
Brock: Where j'you learn that?
Nels Coxman: I read it in a crime novel.
Ms. Georgia Kellogg: Some days it's best to be drinking.
Byron: Yeah.
Lee: Whassup, my nigga?
Bartender: What did you just say?
Lee: Whassup, my nigga.
Boris Volkov:
[speaking Russian]
Who are you, huh? Who are you
Pavel:
I think he speaks Russian.
Boris Volkov:
In heaven, we’ll all speak Russian, no?
Lucas Hill:
In hell, too.
Boris Volkov:
[laughs heartily]
Gary Spargo:
My old man used to say to me, probably the only thing we ever really agreed on, was that whoever has the money has the power. You might wanna jot that down in your book. It’s something you’re gonna need to remember.
Bryan Mills:
Do you know how to shoot?
Kim:
No.
Bryan Mills:
Then drive!
Nicky: It's about distraction. It's about focus. The brain is slow and it can't multitask. Tap him here, take from there.
Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
Terry Benedict: [referring to Danny donating Terry's share of the money to charity] You think this is funny?
Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.