Lev Andropov:
It’s stuck, yes?
Watts:
Back off! You don’t know the components!
Lev Andropov:
[annoyed]
Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

Lev Andropov:
It’s stuck, yes?
Watts:
Back off! You don’t know the components!
Lev Andropov:
[annoyed]
Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
Henry Jackson:
Hi, Peter!
Peter Parker:
Hey, Henry! You’ve grown tall.
May Parker:
You’ll never guess who he wants to be… Spider-Man!
Peter Parker:
Why?
May Parker:
He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they’ll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there’s a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.
Heavy Duty: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful. They're worth millions of dollars each.
Ripcord: [in a suit] Millions of dollars. Got it.
[falls out of the van]
Heavy Duty: [annoyed] Jesus.
Ripcord: My bad. My bad. Won't happen again!
[Ripcord gets run over by a car]
Mr. White:
You’re a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr Bond.
Jack:
I don’t want to get in a bar fight. People are always getting in bar fights. It’s such a damn cliche. You hear about it all the time and you see it in the motion pictures, people are getting hit in the head with beer bottles, and furniture, and…
[breaks a bottle over a man’s head]
Cal Lynch: These are the sacred tenets of our brotherhood: to stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent, to hide in the plain sight, and above all else, never to compromise the brotherhood.
Charlie:
Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they’re brilliant, they’re beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
[from end of movie bloopers]
Calvin Joyner: Are you not a super tool? You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht. You're Bob Stone!
Bob Stone: Shh! I made that name up.
Calvin Joyner: So what?
Bob Stone: It's not real.
Calvin Joyner: What does that mean? What, you think Mr. T, and Sting, and The Rock… You think those guys are real? That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames by a bunch of dumbass people.
[last lines]
Carl Denham:
It wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
[James Bond’s first scene, winning a game of chemin-de-fer]
James Bond:
I admire your courage, Miss…?
Sylvia Trench:
Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr…?
James Bond:
Bond. James Bond.