Suzy Mayor: You okay with this?
Duncan Mayor: I'm not okay with any of it; but I want you to know I'll be with you all the way.
Suzy Mayor: You okay with this?
Duncan Mayor: I'm not okay with any of it; but I want you to know I'll be with you all the way.
Sara: What should we toast to?
Hitch: Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
Edward Cullen: It's my job to protect you. From everyone, except my sister.
Aunt Myrt: I didn't even know they were dating.
Angie Reynolds: Oh. It's an, it's a new thing. I don't think its serious Aunt Myrt.
Aunt Myrt: Hm. Funny. I always thought you and Ben would wind up together.
Angie Reynolds: You too. Maybe I need to get us t-shirts that say just friends.
Aunt Myrt: [chuckles] The very best relationships start out that way. My late husband was my best friend before we were married.
Dr. Bill Harford: No dream is ever just a dream.
Patty Fenn: [final line] So what the hell kind of show are we going to do next week?
Bill Mitchell: What does Santa post on his Instagram?
Noah Cruz: I don't know. What?
Bill Mitchell: Elfies.
Moe Fitch: Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick.
Alfonz: I don't think of myself that way. I am the lead character in my own story.
Davies: You don't trust that snake, do you? He's lying.
Danny: Yeah? How do you know?
Davies: His lips were moving.
Jeremy Geer: Noelle, hi. It's Jeremy. Uh, the guy from the diner. The guy you gave your number to.
Noelle: Oh, you're going to have to be more specific. I gave my number to a lot of guys today.
Jeremy Geer: Well, let me see. Um, I'm about six feet tall, brown hair…
Noelle: Soulful eyes?
Jeremy Geer: So you do remember me?
Noelle: Yeah, I do.
[after a pause]
Noelle: Are you there?
Jeremy Geer: Yeah. Sorry. I must be nervous. Uh, I don't do this very often.
Noelle: Talk on the phone?
Jeremy Geer: Well, talk to women out of my league. Unless you count the woman I talk to when I order takeout.