Cam Wexler: Why do you want to take me out to dinner?
Charlie: You look hungry.

Cam Wexler: Why do you want to take me out to dinner?
Charlie: You look hungry.
Sam: So does this cute little fella say anything or make noise or warn you when he's about to steal your soul?
Henry: You light up my world, you're my best friend, and I love you. Will you marry me?
J.P. Presley: memories build the bridge between our minds and heart, and they should be preserved like treasured keepsakes
Jonas Taylor: [to himself while swimming out to the shark] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
Dasher: Dasher: I mean, it's not that hard to find a mutual attraction with another person. But, finding friends, real friends, like the one's that you got… I mean, that's like finding needle in the Santa stack.
[last lines]
Elizabeth: Observe, Lord Burghley, I am married. To England.
Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
Jack Langdon: Do you want to come in?
Katie: No, no, no. I wouldn't want to intrude.
Jack Langdon: Oh, no. It's potluck. There's always way too much food, and it's warm.
Katie: Oh, really?
Jack Langdon: Yeah, but I mean, if you have somewhere to be…
Katie: Well, I could come in for a minute.
Jack Langdon: Oh, really?
Katie: Yeah.
Jack Langdon: Oh, OK.
Kurt Nygren: Thought you were the press officer, not a police officer.
Aspen: Well… that thing with the ladies will have to be put under wraps. You, of all people, know what can happen when a situation gets sticky.