Conny: This isn't true. I'm not here. I can't be, because this isn't true. Therefore I'm not here. And if I am, it ain't me!

Conny: This isn't true. I'm not here. I can't be, because this isn't true. Therefore I'm not here. And if I am, it ain't me!
Mr. Louie Amendola: [fleeing fire] The polar bear rug with the radio inside! I'll miss the Jimmy Durante show!
Sam: So does this cute little fella say anything or make noise or warn you when he's about to steal your soul?
Henry: You light up my world, you're my best friend, and I love you. Will you marry me?
Kenny G: It's not a flute, bitch!
[last lines]
CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
CIA Superior: Jesus Fucking Christ.
Jonas Taylor: [to himself while swimming out to the shark] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
Mia: People love what other people are passionate about.
Dasher: Dasher: I mean, it's not that hard to find a mutual attraction with another person. But, finding friends, real friends, like the one's that you got… I mean, that's like finding needle in the Santa stack.
Buddy: [whispering to the department store Santa] You sit on a throne of lies!