Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.
Ox:
Knock, knock!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Who’s there?
Ox:
Buu!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Buu, who?
Ox:
Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!
[Hightower lets go of Ox]
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]
Aubrey:
What’s your name?
Fat Amy:
Fat Amy.
Aubrey:
You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy:
Yeah, so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back.
Roy Miller:
Nobody follow us or I kill myself and then her!
Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Kathleen Kelly:
[in an email to Joe Fox]
The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.
Gloria:
I have a confession to make too. I’m really a man.
[Everyone – OH, Yeah, I told you, etc]
Gloria:
Just kidding! I’m really hurt that so many of you believed this.
[Rudolf is drinking coffee in the unattended candy stall when a couple of african american basketball players enter]
Rudolf Andersson:
The ordinary personal is back…
Basketspelaren:
Take it easy, all we want is coffee.
Rudolf Andersson:
Take it, it’s yours.
Basketspelaren:
And, I’ll have one of those… bye the way, what do you call, those?
[Pointing at a pile of chocolate balls]
Rudolf Andersson:
We call them ni -… nigg… no, no, no, no… we call them wienerbröd, wiener brudds.
Basketspelaren:
Oh no you don’t…
Uncle Henry Skinner:
You’ll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least of which is, uh… how much more enjoyable it is to win. It’s inevitable to lose now and again. The trick is not to make a habit of it.
Elwood:
[2:00:54]
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake:
Hit it.