
Etikettarkiv: Komedi


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Hidden Gems
Addy: I don't wanna upset them.
Jack: What about upsetting yourself? You don't wanna become a supporting player in your own life story, right? You wanna be the, you know, the leading lady.
Addy: Oh, gosh, you are… you are insufferably insightful.
Jack: Yeah, I know.
Addy: It doesn't make it any easier, though.
Jack: I know.

Bridget Jones’s Diary
Bridget: Wait a minute… nice boys don't kiss like that.
Mark Darcy: Oh, yes, they fucking do.

Supersugen
Terry Hoitz: I am a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

A Very Merry Bridesmaid
Leah Taylor: I just love poinsettias. They're so happy.
Drew Vaughn: Happy?
Leah Taylor: Yea. They're happy. Don't these make you happy? I can see why Paul wants to get married around a whole bunch of them. Did you know that these are actually the Christmas Eve flower?
Drew Vaughn: Really?
Leah Taylor: Yea. I think it was back in the sixteenth century. The story is that there was a little girl in Mexico. And she gathered up a bunch of weeds to bring to her church on Christmas Eve and a miracle turned them from green to red.

The Favourite
Allan Trumbull: It is our moments of struggle that define us.

Mean Girls
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

My Fair Lady
Eliza Doolittle: The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.

New Year’s Eve
Nat: We have an incredible sex life, but that's not the point. I love the Michael Jackson "Off the Wall" album, but I wouldn't necessarily want to only listen to that the rest of my life.
Naomi: Yeah, Oh honey, I been there. I mean you'll listen to it a lot in the beginning. You'll listen to it in all sorts of places. You'll listen to it in the car, in the disabled toilet cubicle in the McDonald's in Egham… in your unconscious Granny's hospital room.
Nat: Granny Mary?
Naomi: It's what she would have wanted… But then you know, you get to the point where you're not that bothered about listened to music at all. You just play it on birthdays or when you're very very drunk. Or, if someone shows you a Justin Bieber video when you're in the office and then you know, all you can think about is that.
Chloe: Isn't he like 15?
Naomi: Oh, he'd know what to do… I'd ruin Bieber!
Nat: You Would! You would ruin him.