Dick: I prefer Dick.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
SOS: En segelsällskapsresa
Sea rescue operator: Sea rescue central Stockholm!
Stig Helmers mamma: My name is mrs Olsson. I am worried about my son who is in the archipelago.
Sea rescue operator: What is his position?
Stig Helmers mamma: His position? I believe that he's a controller at Toastmaster Ltd…
Sea rescue operator: The position of the boat! Where is the boat?
Stig Helmers mamma: He is somewhere near a phone booth because he called me a few moments ago.
Sea rescue operator: Then you shouldn't worry mrs Olsson. Thank you for calling.
Charlies änglar – utan hämningar
Kelly Garrett: Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
The internship
Ben: "You're never wrong to do the right thing."
Jules: Who said that, you?
Ben: Yeah. But I'm pretty sure Mark Twain said it first.
Polisskolan 4 – kvarterspatrullen
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.
Laws of attraction
Sara: Forgive me if I get a little emotional, but this is the day every mother dreams of. The day she watches her only daughter put a lock on her bedroom door, to keep her husband out.
Polisskolan 3: Begåvningsreserven
Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: You had impressive moves for a cadet.
Cadet Nogata: Thank you. You see, it's a matter of the mind being mightier than the bosom.
Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: Interesting theory.
Sällskapsresan 2 – snowroller
Göte: [repeated phrase] Put your weight on the downward ski, darling!
Sällskapsresan 2 – snowroller
Göte: [repeated phrase] Put your weight on the downward ski, darling!
Året jag slutade prestera och började onanera
Liv: Prioritize your pussy.