Claire Wellington: I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?"
[gasps]
Claire Wellington: Connecticut.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
Yes Man
Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
3 bed, 2 bath, 1 ghost
Ruby Baker: Write to him, "My dearest Elliot, it is with great excitement and trepidation that-"
Anna Vazquez: -Texts him a coffee cup emoji and a question mark…
Ruby Baker: So that's how people communicate now? Ugh, tell me exactly, what do you do with all the time you save?
Anna Vazquez: Uh.
Yrrol
[subtitled version]
Husband: What is it you want help with? My plane leaves…
Taxi driver: Rob a bank at Folkungagatan.
Husband: Isn't that quite illegal?
Taxi driver: Are you religious?
Husband: No, but I was raised in Danderyd…
Du gör mig galen!
Pat: The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.
Brudens bäste man
Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.
Burn after reading
[last lines]
CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
CIA Superior: Jesus Fucking Christ.
Money Monster
Patty Fenn: [final line] So what the hell kind of show are we going to do next week?
The Goonies – Dödskallegänget
Mikey: Goonies never say die!
The Heat
Mullins: My fear is that I'm gonna put you in a bikini and you'll still look like a fucking bank teller.