Patty Tolan: [about Rowan's huge transformation] What part of "small and friendly" did he not understand?
Willy’s wonderland
Liv: He's not trapped in there with them. They're trapped in here with him.
Instant Family
Grandma Sandy: You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe *anyone* could ever love you.
Polisskolan 5 – uppdrag Miami Beach
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Some dickhead is standing in my sun!
Sgt. Nick Lassard: Oh, Captain Harris! Hey, I didn't see you there. You know, I don't think we've been introduced. My name is Nick…
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: I don't care who you are, buttwipe. Just get out of my sun!
Sgt. Nick Lassard: Buttwipe?
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Scram, sleazeball!
Sgt. Nick Lassard: Okay, fine.
[Leaves]
Sgt. Nick Lassard: Buttwipe, huh? Never heard that before.
Lt. Proctor: That was great, Sir!
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Proctor?
Lt. Proctor: Yes, Sir?
Capt. Thaddeus Harris: Now you're in my sun.
L.A. konfidentiellt
Captain Dudley Smith: I wouldn't trade places with Edmund Exley right now for all the whiskey in Ireland.
Instant Family
Grandma Sandy: You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe *anyone* could ever love you.
Here Comes the Boom
Bella Flores: I guess it was unrealistic to think that anybody would show up when everybody has their own problems.
Scott Voss: You showed up.
Bella Flores: You shut up.
Love’s Greek to me
Athena Atlas: It's so American.
The Misfits
Ringo: Funny thing about safe deposit boxes… ain't nothing safe about them.
Retreat to you
Sean: When it comes to dating people from high school, you didn't have great taste.
Abby: Are you talking about Dylan?
Sean: Yeah.
Abby: I was 17. He had a good jawline. And that's what teenagers do; they make bad dating choices.