Robert Langdon: This is the original icon for male. It's a rudimentary phallus.
Sophie Neveu: Quite to the point.
Sir Leigh Teabing: Yes, indeed.
Robert Langdon: This is know as the blade. It represents aggression and manhood. It's a symbol still used today in modern military uniforms.
Sir Leigh Teabing: Yes, the more penises you have, the higher your rank. Boys will be boys.
[Watching the monk practice karate]
Doc: Apparently he killed 23 men with his bare hands.
Danny Meehan: Maybe I should take up karate.
Doc: That was before he took up karate.
Marc: I think we just wanted to be part of the lifestyle. The lifestyle that everybody kinda wants.
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Howard: Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore.
Joe Gavilan: Don't call me sir. I work for a living.
Sonny Child: I don't wanna move. I hate New Jersey.
Pere Henri: I'm not sure what the theme of my homily today ought to be. Do I want to speak of the miracle of Our Lord's divine transformation? Not really, no. I don't want to talk about His divinity. I'd rather talk about His humanity. I mean, you know, how He lived His life, here on Earth. His *kindness*, His *tolerance*… Listen, here's what I think. I think that we can't go around… measuring our goodness by what we don't do. By what we deny ourselves, what we resist, and who we exclude. I think… we've got to measure goodness by what we *embrace*, what we create… and who we include.
Sirpa: What's the last film you saw?
Jaakko: Towards the end, I was watching John Carpenter's films. When I couldn't tell the difference between Kurt Russell and the husky, I stopped.
Julian: …but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!