Edward Cole: Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Thomas: I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude.
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Björn H:son Larsson: Hey, you bloody Turk! Get lost, why don't you!
Greek Boatbuyer: 'Turk'? I'm Greek!
Deep blue sea
Preacher: Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
Tom Scoggins: I spent four years at CalTech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.
Mothering Sunday
Samuel: You looked like you're about to… do an Ophelia.
Emma Hobday: Are you allowed to speak to me like that?
Samuel: Like what? Like I have read Shakespeare?
Homefront
Phil Broker: Whatever you're thinking, rethink it.
The kindness of strangers
John Peter: Rock 'n Roll! That's the first time I've ever used that expression.
Cut, color, murder
Chelsea Bowden: I hope they find the person who did it soon; I don't want to be studying for my college finals in a prison cell next year.
Beth: I just want you to know that I'll come visit you every weekend.
Chelsea Bowden: Really?
Beth: Every other weekend. I like to sleep in on Sundays.
Bridget Jones dagbok
Bridget: Wait a minute… nice boys don't kiss like that.
Mark Darcy: Oh, yes, they fucking do.
Holy spider
Saeed: I'm gonna rid the streets of whores! I ain't gonna stop!
Churchill
Winston Churchill: I am choosing between trials and tribulations. Do stop adding to them.