Kate Ellis:
Hey. Lollapazuzu, I’m partying now. You ready for me?
Pazuzu:
I’ve been ready. My safe word is ”keep going”.

Kate Ellis:
Hey. Lollapazuzu, I’m partying now. You ready for me?
Pazuzu:
I’ve been ready. My safe word is ”keep going”.
Elton John:
Real love’s hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it.
Myrtle ’Tilly’ Dunnage:
Take your clothes off
Molly Dunnage:
A murderer… and a lesbian…
James Bond:
Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed.
Miss Moneypenny:
James, we *both* should be!
Tony Lip:
The world’s full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.
Captain Joe Glass:
I know you speak English
[first lines]
Captain Andropov:
Fuck You
Captain Andropov:
[dryly]
Well… that’s a start
Christian:
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Beni:
[after a shipwreck]
O’Connell! Hey, O’Connell! It looks to me like I’ve got all the horses!
Rick:
Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the *river*!
[Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store]
Shazam:
Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men?
[Shazam takes gun of out robber’s hand]
Freddy Freeman:
Billy, look out!
[the other robber shoots him, the bullet ricochets off him]
Freddy Freeman:
Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity!
Shazam:
[shocked]
I’m bulletproof.
[they both laugh before Shazam’s expression suddenly turns serious]
Freddy Freeman:
[filming on his phone]
Today is December 8th, and this video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again.
Shazam:
[hands back the robber’s gun]
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! Come on. Go to town.
Freddy Freeman:
Wait, wait, wait. We still don’t know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face.
Shazam:
Shoot me in the face. In the face?
[both robbers shoot Shazam in his face and the bullets ricochet off him]
Shazam:
It kinda tickles.
[turning back to the robbers]
Shazam:
You’re dead.
[both robbers fly out the window in front of a couple]
Shazam:
[walking out of store with junk food]
Sorry about your window.
Freddy Freeman:
Have a good night!
Shazam:
But you’re welcome for not getting robbed!
Ethan Hunt:
[sitting in an outdoor café]
So, how does it feel to be a solid citizen again?
Luther Stickell:
Man, I don’t know. I’m gonna miss bein’ disreputable.
Ethan Hunt:
Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I’ll always think of you that way.