Christian Grey:
You insist on defying me, Mrs. Grey. What should I do about that?
Anastasia Steele:
[smiling]
Learn to live with it.

Christian Grey:
You insist on defying me, Mrs. Grey. What should I do about that?
Anastasia Steele:
[smiling]
Learn to live with it.
Ben:
”You’re never wrong to do the right thing.”
Jules:
Who said that, you?
Ben:
Yeah. But I’m pretty sure Mark Twain said it first.
Tutor 1: What does it feel like when you're dancing?
Billy: Don't know. Sorta feels good. Sorta stiff and that, but once I get going… then I like, forget everything. And… sorta disappear. Sorta disappear. Like I feel a change in my whole body. And I've got this fire in my body. I'm just there. Flyin' like a bird. Like electricity. Yeah, like electricity.
Lloyd Christmas:
We got no food, we got no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Christian Grey:
[answers phone]
Anastasia.
Anastasia Steele:
Yeah, this is me. I’m sending back your expensive books because I already have copies of those. Thanks though for the kind gesture.
Christian Grey:
You’re welcome. Where are you?
Anastasia Steele:
Oh, I’m in line because I have to pee really bad.
Christian Grey:
Anastasia, have you been drinking?
Anastasia Steele:
[laughs]
Yeah! I have, Mr. Fancy Pants. You hit… you hit the hail on the nead. I mean the head right on the nail.
Christian Grey:
Listen to me. I want you to go home right now.
Anastasia Steele:
You’re so bossy! Ana, let’s go for a coffee. No, stay away from me Ana! I don’t want you! Get away. Come here, come here! Go away!
Christian Grey:
That’s it. Tell me where you are.
Anastasia Steele:
A long way from Seattle! A long way from you.
Christian Grey:
Which bar? What’s it called?
Anastasia Steele:
I don’t know. I gotta go, though.
Christian Grey:
Which bar Ana?
Anastasia Steele:
[to girl in line]
I told him. Right?
Rose O'Reilly: You're making $500,000 and giving me only $30,000?
Casey Mathis: $30,000? I'm only getting $1,000!
Kenny Rossmore: You guys are getting paid?
James Bond:
Are these pictures live?
M:
Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.
Sebastian Graves:
Trust you? Trust you? Because of you, the head of the World Health Organisation is dead and Harry Potter has AIDS. You managed to do in three seconds what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies!
Mike Banning:
[to Kang]
Why don’t you and I play a game of fuck off. You go first.
Paul Blart: [looks straight into camera] Always bet on Blart.