Beca:
Guys, we’ve never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what’s the plan?
Serenity:
Aw, you guys just sing other people’s songs, right? Like karaoke? That’s so cute!
Calamity:
I’m Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy:
If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Agent Hall: [from the trailer]
[exasperated]
Agent Hall: You shot Baker
Agent Nivens: [bluntly] No I didn't… Tom did
[last lines]
Peter Parker:
[voiceover]
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: ”With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spider-man.
Lui:
Some years from now, when I have forgotten you and other romances like this one have recurred through sheer habit, I will remember you as a symbol of love’s forgetfulness. This affair will remind me how horrible forgetting is.
Melvin Udall:
Now, I got a real great compliment for you, and it’s true.
Carol Connelly:
I’m so afraid you’re about to say something awful.
Melvin Udall:
Don’t be pessimistic, it’s not your style. Okay. Here I go. Clearly a mistake.
[shifts in his seat uncomfortably]
Melvin Udall:
I’ve got this, what, ailment? My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, he says that in fifty or sixty percent of the cases, a pill really helps. I hate pills. Very dangerous thing, pills. Hate. I’m using the word ”hate” here, about pills. Hate. My compliment is, that night when you came over and told me that you would never… all right, well, you were there, you know what you said. Well, my compliment to you is, the next morning, I started taking the pills.
Carol Connelly:
I don’t quite get how that’s a compliment for me.
Melvin Udall:
You make me want to be a better man.
[pause]
Carol Connelly:
[stunned]
That’s maybe the best compliment of my life.
Melvin Udall:
Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.
Maya:
[to Navy SEALs]
Quite frankly, I didn’t even want to use you guys, with your dip and velcro and all your gear bullshit. I wanted to drop a bomb. But people didn’t believe in this lead enough to drop a bomb. So they’re using you guys as canaries. And, in theory, if bin Laden isn’t there, you can sneak away and no one will be the wiser. But bin Laden is there. And you’re going to kill him for me.
Wrigley:
Uh, I’ll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.
Nero’s Waitress:
What did you call me?
Wrigley:
Uh, no, I-I… I-I didn’t call you anything.
Nero’s Waitress:
You want a salad?
Wrigley:
Yeah. Do you… Do you have a, uh, green salad?
Nero’s Waitress:
What the fuck color would it be?
[Bond stares at the porcelain bulldog statue on M’s desk]
James Bond:
The whole office goes up in smoke and that bloody thing survives.
M:
Your interior decorating tips have always been appreciated, 007.
Mr. Fitzhugh: Shouldn't we be avoiding law enforcement? I never saw an episode of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock!
Walter Lovell:
The thing is, you can’t take away one terrible thing you did any more than you can take away the millions of beautiful things that we had together. That’s a million to one. If you can live with that ratio for another few years, then so can I.