[James Bond’s first scene, winning a game of chemin-de-fer]
I admire your courage, Miss…?
Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr…?
Bond. James Bond.
Get me Agent Hill.
Communications array damaged.
What’s not damaged?
Air conditioning is fully operational.
Let me tell you something. There’s no nobility in poverty. I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.
Where’s the trolley boy?
In the freezer.
Did you say ”cool off?”
No I didn’t say anything…
Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said ”play time’s over” and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
You’re off the fuckin’ chain!
[Mr.Sharp writes on the blackboard ”All men are created equal”]
Who wrote this?
You did, sir.
It was a failing grade. It was barely even literate.
I’m sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section disperses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.
[Bond activates the watch magnet, drawing to it M’s spoon]
You see, sir. By pulling out this button, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet – at long range, or so Q claims…
I feel very tempted to test that theory right now!
Better we show them, we chose to die on our feet, rather than live on our knees!