Sonny Child: I don't wanna move. I hate New Jersey.

Sonny Child: I don't wanna move. I hate New Jersey.
Rembrandt: [while Anna and Rembrandt are fighting in the apartment] Make up your mind. Kill me, or fuck me.
Robbie Ferrier: What is it? Is it terrorists?
Ray Ferrier: These came from some place else.
Robbie Ferrier: What do you mean, like, Europe?
Ray Ferrier: No, Robbie, not like Europe!
Henry: I'm not gonna shoot you!
Junior: Mind if I shoot you?
Tyler: What's rule number one?
Zak: Party.
Hamid: What's that?
Rambo: It's blue light.
Hamid: What does it do?
Rambo: It turns blue.
Davies: You don't trust that snake, do you? He's lying.
Danny: Yeah? How do you know?
Davies: His lips were moving.
[from trailer; Venom controls Eddie's arm to slap Dan]
Eddie Brock: Oh! I am so sorry!
Venom: NOT sorry!
Ophelia: I'm not sure I've ever met a man quite like you, Basil.
Johnny English: Let me clear up the uncertainty for you. You haven't.
Loretta: Why are you so handsome?
Jack Trainer: My father was a weatherman.