Vic Baldwin: [as he and cohost Molly are interviewing a couple on air] Now, I understand you met Sam when he rescued you from a burning building?
Kelsey Simpson: That's right, and it was love at first sight.
Molly Hart: [as she and Vic laugh about the pun after the statement] So, I guess you can say it was a *combustible* relationship.
Sam Turner: [seriously] Actually, we don't make jokes about fire safety.
Boris Volkov:
[speaking Russian]
Who are you, huh? Who are you
Pavel:
I think he speaks Russian.
Boris Volkov:
In heaven, we’ll all speak Russian, no?
Lucas Hill:
In hell, too.
Boris Volkov:
[laughs heartily]
Anna Scott:
Can I stay for a while?
William:
You can stay forever.
[after negotiating three thousand dollars]
Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.
Kyle:
We’re just friends but I just want you to know, if I were him I’d never let you go.
Mooj: Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?
Andy Stitzer: I'm 40.
Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on that!
Nicky: It's about distraction. It's about focus. The brain is slow and it can't multitask. Tap him here, take from there.
Allison:
The world’s a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Lucy:
I’m in love with your son.
Ox:
I know.
Lucy:
Not that one.
[points to Peter]
Lucy:
That one.
[points to Jack]
Lindsay: Don't you believe there is someone for everyone?
Frank: Close. I believe that there is nobody for anyone.