Henry Wilcox: Don't take a sentimental attitude toward the poor.
[…]
Henry Wilcox: The poor are the poor. One is sorry for them, but there it is.

Henry Wilcox: Don't take a sentimental attitude toward the poor.
[…]
Henry Wilcox: The poor are the poor. One is sorry for them, but there it is.
Lovely B. Singh: Do me a favor, don't do me any favor.
Duke of Devonshire: This will be the mistake of your life.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: No, I made that many years ago. I trust you can see yourself out.
William Shakespeare: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
Viola De Lesseps: Nor you, for me.
William Shakespeare: Goodbye, my love. A thousand times goodbye.
Viola De Lesseps: Write me well.
Gardner Elliot: Tulsa?
Tulsa: Yes, Gardner?
Gardner Elliot: What's your favorite thing about Earth?
Tulsa: You are, Gardner.
Vic Baldwin: [as he and cohost Molly are interviewing a couple on air] Now, I understand you met Sam when he rescued you from a burning building?
Kelsey Simpson: That's right, and it was love at first sight.
Molly Hart: [as she and Vic laugh about the pun after the statement] So, I guess you can say it was a *combustible* relationship.
Sam Turner: [seriously] Actually, we don't make jokes about fire safety.
Boris Volkov:
[speaking Russian]
Who are you, huh? Who are you
Pavel:
I think he speaks Russian.
Boris Volkov:
In heaven, we’ll all speak Russian, no?
Lucas Hill:
In hell, too.
Boris Volkov:
[laughs heartily]
Anna Scott:
Can I stay for a while?
William:
You can stay forever.
[after negotiating three thousand dollars]
Vivian: I would have stayed for two thousand.
Edward Lewis: I would have paid four.
Kyle:
We’re just friends but I just want you to know, if I were him I’d never let you go.