Martha: Tom got fired because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I felt so bad for you. He's such a bad guy.

Martha: Tom got fired because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I felt so bad for you. He's such a bad guy.
Ms. Georgia Kellogg: Some days it's best to be drinking.
Byron: Yeah.
Gin: I said this is called entrapment.
Mac: No, actually it's called blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.
Spider: I want my shit back!
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.
Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Dr. Martin Harris:
Do you know what it feels like to become insane, doctor? It’s like a war between being told who you are and knowing who you are. Which do you think wins?
Sherlock Holmes: Uh, hmm… Right. Where are the wagons?
Madam Simza Heron: The wagon is too slow. Can't you ride?
Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride… How is it you put it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: They're dangerous at both ends and… crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?
[last lines]
Sam Wheat:
It’s amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you. See ya.
Molly:
See ya. Bye.
Marc:
Don’t let me see you leave.
Robert Langdon:
[direct]
The greatest sins in human history have been committed in the name of love.
[shaking head]
Robert Langdon:
No one will look on this act and call it love.
Sienna Brooks:
[resigned]
They’ll be alive. What does it matter what they say about us?