Laney Boggs: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.

Laney Boggs: I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
Jack Colton:
What did you do, wake up this morning and say, ”Today, I’m going to ruin a man’s life”?
Jack Foley:
It’s like seeing someone for the first time, like you can be passing on the street, and you look at each other for a few seconds, and there’s this kind of a recognition like you both know something. Next moment the person’s gone, and it’s too late to do anything about it. And you always remember it because it was there, and you let it go, and you think to yourself, ’What if I had stopped? What if I had said something?’ What if, what if… it may only happen a few times in your life.
Karen Sisco:
Or once.
Jack Foley:
[softly]
Or once.
Kit:
White boys always get the Oscar. It’s a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn’t played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That’s how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That’s what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I’ll get the Oscar.
[Little Jordan pulls up to a red light in her car. The car next to her rolls down its window and smoke billows out]
Stoner in Car:
How old are you?
Little Jordan Sanders:
Man, I don’t even know.
Newton Davis: Half the things we tell ourselves are fiction.
M.I.B UK Branch Head: Always remember: the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be, at the moment you're supposed to be there.
Kate Ellis:
Hey. Lollapazuzu, I’m partying now. You ready for me?
Pazuzu:
I’ve been ready. My safe word is ”keep going”.
Myrtle ’Tilly’ Dunnage:
Take your clothes off
Molly Dunnage:
A murderer… and a lesbian…
Tony Lip:
The world’s full of lonely people afraid to make the first move.