Penny: My condition is 100% mental.
Thomas Westerburg: Hysterical blindness?
Penny: It's not that funny to me, Thomas.
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En galen natt (2010)
Phil Foster:
I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.
[opens menu]
Phil Foster:
Or, I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices.
Claire Foster:
[scroffs]
If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!
Heartbreak ridge (1986)
Jail Binger:
I don’t like soldier boys.
Highway:
Say what?
Jail Binger:
If you wanna pop that puppy’s can you don’t have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
Highway:
Well, it sounds like you’re a man of experience.
Jail Binger:
What the hell’s that supposed to mean, grunge shit.
Highway:
It means: Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
Jail Binger:
Ain’t gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead!
Highway:
[hands cigar to the young man]
Hang on to this, boy. I think war’s just been declared.
Lying and Stealing (2019)
Dimitri:
Smell my neck.
Ray Warding:
Uh, I am truly the least qualified person to smell you.
Pitch perfect 2 (2015)
Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.
Polisskolan 6 – går under jorden (1989)
Ox:
Knock, knock!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Who’s there?
Ox:
Buu!
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Buu, who?
Ox:
Quit crying! This will be over in a moment!
[Hightower lets go of Ox]
Sergeant Moses Hightower:
Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line!
[Hightower hits Ox and knocks him out]
Pitch perfect (2012)
Aubrey:
What’s your name?
Fat Amy:
Fat Amy.
Aubrey:
You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy:
Yeah, so twig bitches like you don’t do it behind my back.
Knight and day (2010)
Roy Miller:
Nobody follow us or I kill myself and then her!
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
Du har mail (1998)
Kathleen Kelly:
[in an email to Joe Fox]
The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.