Sam: Groundhog Day is not a documentary.

Sam: Groundhog Day is not a documentary.
[subtitled version]
Husband: What is it you want help with? My plane leaves…
Taxi driver: Rob a bank at Folkungagatan.
Husband: Isn't that quite illegal?
Taxi driver: Are you religious?
Husband: No, but I was raised in Danderyd…
Patty Tolan: [about Rowan's huge transformation] What part of "small and friendly" did he not understand?
Mona: I'll go to bed now.
Bosse: [keeps looking at the television]
Mona: I'll go to bed now.
Bosse: [still looking at TV]
Mona: What if I go and cut my throat?
Bosse: [laughs silently at the TV]
Mona: Well, good night anyway!
Dick: I prefer Dick.
Captain Dickson: He's white, that means people actually give shit.
Schmidt: Um, I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black.
Machete: Machete don't text.
Margot: I'm scraps of sketches of lines… Scraps of a woman you love…
Britt Reid: Kato, I want you to take my hand, and I want you to come with me on this adventure.
Kato: I go with you, but I don't want to touch you.
Stig-Helmer Olsson: [after Roderic and Fiona McDougall repeatedly pronounces his name Steve] It's pronounced Stig.