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Role models

Role models (2008)

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Barista: Good morning! Can I take your order?
Beth: Can I get a tall chai?
Danny: And a large black coffee.
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Beth: He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Barista: Venti means large.
Danny: No. Venti means "twenty".
Beth: Danny…
Danny: Yeah. "Large" is large. In fact, "tall" is large, and "grande" is Spanish for large. "Venti" is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.
Barista: Look, dick… venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Oh, really? Says who, Fellini?
Beth: [quickly reaches for her wallet] How much is that? Here's a ten.
Danny: Do you, uh, accept lire? Or is it all Euros now?

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Woman at war

Woman at war (2018)

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Halla:
Economic sabotage.
Ása:
It’s extremism, which breeds extremism. He who Jives by the sword, dies by the sword.
Halla:
But no one has been hurt, except our country and our planet.
Ása:
It’s not the right way to solve this problem.
Halla:
Meditating in some convent, will that change something?
Ása:
It will change me and thus the world I hope.
Halla:
Isn’t that egoism, to think it will change the world?
Ása:
The drop hollows the stone.
Halla:
The stone? The mountains are falling on us, we don’t have time to wait for drops.
Ása:
Now you’re going to save a child and the entire world with it. Isn’t that a small drop or is it just vanity?
Halla:
At least I’m doing something for someone else.

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