Caterina Favero: If you can't see that she loves you, you're an idiot.
Etikettarkiv: Komedi
Charlies Änglar – Utan hämningar
Kelly Garrett: Angels are like diamonds. They can't be made, you have to find them. Each one is unique.
Sällskapsresan 2 – Snowroller
Robban Söderberg: How are you?
Berra Ohlsson: Well, I was sober this morning, but now it's starting to get all right.
Deadpool
Deadpool: [to Cable] Zip it, Thanos!
Bad Boys II
[Mike, Marcus, and Julie start arguing, nobody paying attention to his gun; Julie just walks out]
Store Clerk: Hey, freeze bitch!
Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, bitch!
Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fucked.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.
Confess, Fletch
[repeated line]
Fletch: Five Stars!
Field Day
Jen Davis: Okay, the way you're looking at me right now, that's why I wasn't hard for me to leave my friends in Maine: because they had all already left *me.* They couldn't imagine what happened to *me*, happening to them. And every time they saw me, they did. So they all just faded away …
Hearts in the Game
Hazel Miller: [to Diego as he opens the door] I come in peace…
Hazel Miller: [holding up the pizza box] … za.
Ace Ventura – Den galopperande detektiven rider igen
Ace: That's quite a wrap you're wearing! Perhaps I could get you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals!
Skinny Husband: Who is this ghastly man?
Ace: Ace Ventura, pet detective. And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Hey.
[whispering]
Ace: Thanks for the free parking.
Pompous woman: Another ACTIVIST, McGuire.
Skinny Husband: Activist, yes.
[snobby laugh]
Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!
Pompous woman: Mr. Ventura, there is nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime.
Ace: Alrighty then!
[smacks man in the face which knocks him unconscious, drapes him over his shoulders and begins to sing and dance exotically]
Ace: [shakes man] Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!
[hands back man to pompous woman]
Ace: It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn!
Fortsätt läsa Ace Ventura – Den galopperande detektiven rider igen
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Andie: Unattached?
Ben: Currently.
Andie: Likewise.
Ben: Surprising.
Andie: Psycho?
Ben: Rarely. Interested?
Andie: Perhaps.
Ben: Hungry?
Andie: Starving.
Ben: Leaving?
Andie: Now?