Edward Cole: Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Thomas: I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude.

Edward Cole: Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
Thomas: I'll keep that in mind as I approach decrepitude.
Samuel: You looked like you're about to… do an Ophelia.
Emma Hobday: Are you allowed to speak to me like that?
Samuel: Like what? Like I have read Shakespeare?
John Peter: Rock 'n Roll! That's the first time I've ever used that expression.
Bridget: Wait a minute… nice boys don't kiss like that.
Mark Darcy: Oh, yes, they fucking do.
Saeed: I'm gonna rid the streets of whores! I ain't gonna stop!
Winston Churchill: I am choosing between trials and tribulations. Do stop adding to them.
Oleg Penkovsky: Greville, we are only two people. But this is how things change.
[last lines]
Allison: [back home, sitting on the porch] Everything looks the same here. Nothings' changed. Don't you think?
Bill: No, Ally, I don't. It all looks different to me. I don't hardly recognize it any more.
Volodja: I killed myself and went to heaven and yeah, it's really good in heaven. But I regret it, 'cause I wanted to live on earth a little longer. You remain dead for all eternity, but you're alive only for a brief moment.
Dick: I prefer Dick.