Joey:
When I’m sober… When I’m healthy and well… I hurt people. I’m lethal. I drink to weaken the machine they made.

Joey:
When I’m sober… When I’m healthy and well… I hurt people. I’m lethal. I drink to weaken the machine they made.
[Axel sees Rosewood with a huge pistol]
Axel Foley: Yo, man! What's that for?
Billy Rosewood: After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
Axel Foley: Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?
Grey Trace:
See, you thought I was a cripple but you didn’t know that I’m a ninja.
Stem:
While I am state of the art, I am not a ninja.
Andre Davis:
We got twenty-one bridges in and out of Manhattan. Shut them down. Three rivers. Close them. Four tunnels. Block them. Stop every train and loop the subways. Then, we flood the island with blue.
Lee Butters:
You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, okay? You have the right to an attorney. If you can’t afford an attorney, we’ll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I’ll kill ya!
James Bond:
Are these pictures live?
M:
Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.
Mike Banning:
[to Kang]
Why don’t you and I play a game of fuck off. You go first.
Sebastian Graves:
Trust you? Trust you? Because of you, the head of the World Health Organisation is dead and Harry Potter has AIDS. You managed to do in three seconds what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies!
Paul Blart: [looks straight into camera] Always bet on Blart.
Admiral William Stenz:
This alpha predator of yours, doctor, do you really think he has a chance?
Dr. Ichiro Serizawa:
The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in our control and not the other way around. Let them fight.