Shawn Boswell: Why'd you let me race your car? You knew I was gonna wreck it.
Han: Why not?
Shawn Boswell: 'Cause that's a lot of money.
Han: I have money, it's trust and character I need around me. You know, who you choose to be around you lets you know who you are. One car in exchange for knowing what a man's made of? That's a price I can live with.
Stan Fields:
Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl ”Rhode Island”:
That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Indiana Jones: Nazis. I hate these guys.
Adrian Helmsley:
The moment we stop fighting for each other, that’s the moment we lose our humanity.
Brian O’Connor:
So, Dunn, looks like we’re gonna be partners, bro. Could you tell me right quick what would be a better motor for my Skyline, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?
Agent Dunn:
Um…
[clears throat]
Agent Dunn:
24?
Brian O’Connor:
I didn’t know pizza places made motors.
Jake Lawson: [on Dutch Boy] This was my life's work, Max. You know, they said it was impossible, but we pulled it off. And it worked perfectly, without fail, day after day, year after year, so what do people do with it? Turn it into a gun.
Draco:
Who’s the girl?
Bowen:
A nuisance! Get rid of her.
Draco:
Why?
Bowen:
They’re trying to placate you with a sacrifice.
Draco:
[knowingly]
Oh, now whoever gave them *that* bright idea?
Bowen:
Never mind! Just get rid of her!
Draco:
How?
Bowen:
Eat her!
Draco:
Oh, please. YUCK!
Bowen:
Aren’t we squeamish; you ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
Draco:
I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.
Agent 47:
We determine who we are by what we do.
Agent 47:
Because that suitcase perfectly holds my Blaser Sniper Rifle, two .45s and a gag for irritating, talkative little girls like yourself. You want me to stop and get it out?
Nika Boronina:
I don’t know – you think we have time for foreplay?
[upon reaching Claw Island]
Robin:
Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman:
Huh?
Robin:
The ground, it’s all metal. It’s full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman:
Oh.