Dr. Arliss Loveless:
Mister West! How nice of you to join us tonight and add COLOR to these monochromatic proceedings!
Capt. James West:
Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted!
Dr. Arliss Loveless:
Miss East informs me that you were expectin’ to see General McGrath here. Well, I knew him years ago, but I haven’t seen him in a COON’s age!
Capt. James West:
Well, I can see where it’d be difficult for a man of your stature to keep in touch with even HALF the people you know.
Dr. Arliss Loveless:
Well, perhaps the lovely Miss East will keep you from bein’ a SLAVE to your disappointment!
Capt. James West:
Well, you know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and CUT THE LEGS OUT from under you the next!

Amerikansk västern från 1999. En galen uppfinnare som planerar att mörda president Grant måste stoppas. Den snabbskjutande James West och sheriffen Artemus Gordon ska göra ett försök. En modern vilda västern med en stor dos humor!

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